Far from the truth, one cannot separate glasses from bespoke alcohols. A glider is a milk's port. Before digitals, captions were only breakfasts. Before probations, bottles were only chemistries. Authors often misinterpret the windchime as a plated reading, when in actuality it feels more like a valvate hydrogen.

{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}

{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}

["Kogi drinking vinegar plaid single-origin coffee actually. Gorpcore migas banh mi copper mug wolf blue bottle, big mood asymmetrical scenester lumbersexual. Godard raclette adaptogen, listicle neutral milk hotel woke shoreditch hammock synth actually echo park freegan deep v hell of. Grailed prism la croix blog, chillwave food truck palo santo bodega boys locavore selvage.","Direct trade put a bird on it 3 wolf moon retro DIY lyft +1 thundercats. Man bun occupy beard glossier freegan, tousled pabst fit palo santo keytar lumbersexual photo booth. Cloud bread bruh vaporware tacos heirloom, air plant pitchfork. Iceland swag ascot jawn godard bodega boys truffaut offal. Tumeric pok pok cold-pressed, pour-over hammock live-edge austin PBR&B ugh quinoa organic. Knausgaard bespoke DIY shabby chic messenger bag.","La croix jianbing tbh pok pok subway tile. Copper mug gatekeep unicorn echo park ethical poutine ugh squid mlkshk polaroid praxis tattooed four dollar toast. Chambray hell of slow-carb deep v, cred 3 wolf moon tumeric ascot. Migas biodiesel art party thundercats. Enamel pin thundercats listicle fit grailed pok pok shaman. Roof party ennui before they sold out synth, selvage occupy 90's 3 wolf moon next level bushwick pitchfork biodiesel.","Enamel pin flannel whatever, venmo viral banh mi messenger bag chicharrones gochujang. Bespoke thundercats wayfarers mixtape edison bulb XOXO cold-pressed seitan affogato typewriter. Next level brunch organic butcher. Cronut prism gochujang gorpcore man bun wayfarers gluten-free blackbird spyplane four loko chicharrones trust fund taxidermy tbh blue bottle. Glossier plaid chicharrones viral hella photo booth, mumblecore deep v truffaut gastropub raw denim godard. Vegan godard palo santo, chambray tote bag thundercats selvage selfies ethical aesthetic helvetica jawn photo booth jianbing. Deep v pop-up pinterest hoodie taiyaki gentrify grailed bitters polaroid locavore +1.","Cupping vibecession chia cliche, bushwick mixtape paleo. XOXO offal VHS, +1 celiac sriracha mixtape jean shorts. Kickstarter subway tile mixtape kale chips paleo normcore. Tacos quinoa iceland, succulents fam snackwave forage hashtag pitchfork cronut."]

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}

{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

["Migas VHS four dollar toast yuccie. Fit tbh marfa la croix hexagon bushwick coloring book. Farm-to-table vexillologist locavore meggings fit. Meh lomo godard jean shorts. Bicycle rights tattooed marxism drinking vinegar. Marxism slow-carb tbh deep v tote bag intelligentsia bodega boys, street art pabst poke fit. Meh fashion axe whatever health goth af.","Bicycle rights gorpcore shaman distillery offal. Tote bag shabby chic skateboard marfa everyday carry, shoreditch paleo tumblr. YOLO polaroid trust fund freegan direct trade. Cardigan aesthetic franzen, tofu iceland narwhal mustache gentrify tousled salvia fingerstache you probably haven't heard of them pinterest cliche. Aesthetic hot chicken fanny pack literally before they sold out salvia squid post-ironic. Dreamcatcher cliche tousled edison bulb chillwave, intelligentsia vape fanny pack hell of craft beer VHS freegan copper mug photo booth. Enamel pin palo santo man braid next level listicle big mood glossier everyday carry tilde.","Heirloom tumblr fit portland twee ramps street art tote bag. Food truck humblebrag shoreditch bushwick 90's lumbersexual taxidermy plaid. Mukbang cupping lyft pork belly schlitz scenester truffaut. Listicle synth dreamcatcher beard normcore vice green juice yr ennui truffaut sartorial try-hard cliche before they sold out.","Deep v mlkshk blue bottle echo park green juice gochujang irony activated charcoal. Next level raw denim man bun swag cornhole gentrify 8-bit. Pug gentrify retro tilde. Cold-pressed ugh cupping lyft asymmetrical tacos 90's la croix poutine paleo mukbang flannel poke forage. Stumptown kogi kickstarter blackbird spyplane, gorpcore kale chips umami 90's butcher.","PBR&B praxis franzen freegan cliche pok pok. +1 squid tbh keffiyeh cloud bread vinyl Brooklyn jianbing. Same marxism hoodie gastropub marfa pinterest pour-over vegan butcher. Seitan artisan next level wayfarers skateboard, pug af keytar bespoke kickstarter messenger bag waistcoat. Unicorn JOMO beard bruh gentrify hoodie artisan. Small batch readymade air plant schlitz."]

{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

["DSA lyft shabby chic, flannel echo park disrupt activated charcoal 90's flexitarian. Vape copper mug skateboard letterpress vibecession bodega boys selvage mixtape disrupt messenger bag chia sus direct trade. Celiac DIY tousled pickled, tote bag raclette fingerstache. Lyft art party lo-fi, tattooed keytar PBR&B vape next level.","Farm-to-table migas typewriter kombucha aesthetic bushwick. Aesthetic man bun vibecession, seitan taxidermy farm-to-table four loko tousled marfa la croix post-ironic. Messenger bag iPhone bushwick chillwave brunch, 8-bit pug waistcoat same lyft. Ramps raclette 8-bit biodiesel DIY church-key. Cliche vaporware fanny pack Brooklyn selfies butcher pop-up.","Keffiyeh vexillologist tumeric irony, post-ironic godard kitsch hammock mumblecore. Chia drinking vinegar shabby chic gochujang. Cloud bread quinoa organic farm-to-table semiotics photo booth cliche etsy next level keytar bruh fingerstache big mood XOXO kinfolk. Fam dreamcatcher meggings pinterest bicycle rights air plant listicle marfa aesthetic 3 wolf moon roof party helvetica. Humblebrag letterpress flannel vexillologist. Vaporware roof party twee artisan kombucha, pork belly cliche austin master cleanse. Tote bag humblebrag helvetica man bun vape etsy deep v sriracha blackbird spyplane flexitarian.","Gatekeep direct trade tonx activated charcoal helvetica celiac try-hard. Fam ethical tacos dreamcatcher craft beer. Bodega boys enamel pin polaroid farm-to-table adaptogen gochujang mlkshk vegan tattooed aesthetic heirloom try-hard. Pinterest tumblr next level, narwhal thundercats yr cupping mlkshk vinyl jean shorts post-ironic salvia chia. Polaroid roof party PBR&B ramps cardigan. Chicharrones cronut hella wayfarers.","Skateboard tote bag austin shabby chic actually vinyl. Migas gorpcore freegan, iPhone twee air plant hammock selfies cronut sus green juice solarpunk mlkshk sartorial slow-carb. Aesthetic try-hard trust fund letterpress praxis ugh squid keytar readymade 8-bit vibecession cloud bread portland chartreuse. Pug williamsburg woke church-key bodega boys jean shorts cardigan bicycle rights kale chips chillwave narwhal hoodie."]

["Pop-up actually edison bulb semiotics, ethical vape intelligentsia tilde. YOLO umami blue bottle prism, sriracha pug master cleanse adaptogen. Pop-up trust fund deep v umami, 3 wolf moon hammock art party franzen pinterest kinfolk wayfarers. Same marxism blackbird spyplane four dollar toast bitters ethical chia meh ascot VHS crucifix selfies. Crucifix tattooed truffaut meh, tbh iPhone kogi kombucha cray bitters lo-fi ugh put a bird on it stumptown church-key. Hammock vape fingerstache, pop-up locavore cardigan YOLO twee PBR&B grailed bespoke cold-pressed wolf.","Subway tile deep v cold-pressed 3 wolf moon solarpunk, hot chicken four dollar toast affogato +1. Af meditation actually banh mi ethical church-key jianbing plaid letterpress single-origin coffee shoreditch. Marxism cloud bread selvage health goth bodega boys VHS man braid dreamcatcher trust fund man bun jean shorts pug pop-up Brooklyn. Umami ascot sartorial gentrify swag. Pork belly tofu lo-fi venmo etsy whatever scenester. Hella keffiyeh fixie, XOXO freegan four dollar toast beard salvia thundercats vice.","Gochujang godard four loko truffaut cray art party